I actually thought Age of Conan was gonna be great and pre-orderd it a few months back. Most silly thing ive ever done. 

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Ok how about this joke... See if I can type it right lol

 A blonde is driving her brand new sports car down the freeway and decides to cut off a trucker. He pulls in front of her and forces her to pull over. He gets out of the truck, knocks on her window, and when she rolls it down he tells her to get out. He then gets some chalk from his truck and draws a huge circle on the ground and tells her to stand in it and not leave it. 

He then goes to his truck and gets a baseball bat and breaks all of her windows. When he turns around she is giggling. This makes him more angry so he goes to his truck and gets a knife and slashes all of her tires. When he turns around she is laughing. This enrages him even more so he goes to his truck and gets a can of gas and a pack of matches. He dumps the gas on the car and lights it on fire. When he turns around for the last time she is laughing hysterically, almost crying. This makes him so angry that he walks up to her and yells, "What the hell is so funny!?"

She replies, "Every time you turned around I stepped outside the circle."

 Lol hope it was funny enough.

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Yo mammas so hairy, that when you took her to the zoo they said "Thanks for bringing her back" 

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Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

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Your mom is so fat, she had her own website! Herspace.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Here some WoW humor =)

A young man has a great date planned with a hot chick, unfortunately he’s also got a bad case of gas. Upon arriving at the girl’s house to pick her up, he meets the parents and waits for her in the living room while she finishes getting ready.

At this point his stomach is turning and he’s doing the best he can to hold his gas. This is some serious stuff too, beer and beef burrito farts - the stuff dreams are made of. Luckily, just before he was about to explode Spot, the family dog, jumps on his lap as he sits on the couch. He figures it’s safe to let out alittle bit of the pressure and and if anyone notices they’ll think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, “Spot, get down from there.” The guy thinks to himself, “Thank God! They think the dog did it.” Seizing the opportunity, he lets out another fart and the woman, again, yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a few more farts when, finally, the woman yells loudly, “Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you!”

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What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato? He said CATCHUP! Get it :S? catchup sounds like ketchup

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 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4  its jsut funny how 7 year olds act bad@$$

"I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friends"

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Friend 1: I'm doing the AIDs walk

=(

Friend 2: Why did you make a sad face?

Friend 1: >.>

My mom is making me do it

Waste of a sunday, would rather stay home and play games

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My friend and i were playing frisbee and i got it stuck in a tree. Our first idea to get it out was throwing a soccer ball at it, but that got caught too. Two hockey sticks in the tree and a basketball rolling down the street later, my friend finally asks, "Do you have a ladder?"

so then we threw that

true story ==> http://youtube.com/watch?v=28-F4cfrhTU

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 Yo mama so hairy that she can only speak wooki! GUUUUUUUURRR!

ROFLCOPTER n LMAOTANK first thing that poped into my head 

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For science nerds: 

Two atoms are drinking at the bar when one says to the other, "Oh no, I've just lost one of my electrons!"

"Are you sure?" asked the other.

"Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."

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E=MC squared THE CAKE IS A LIE-AND I gotta beat lord salazar norm re4 on wii 6 rifle bullets

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A chick says to me "you have bigger boobs than I do." So I say to her," Wha soes that say about you?"

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