I am Bean Man.  I walk through the forests picking beans for my bean bag. 

 ...but...

 It was not always like this.  One bright day in the middle of the night, I was driving through the dessert in my boat.  The tires poped off. 

 How many pancakes does it take to jack up a house? - Purple because icedcream has no bones?

 ~fin~

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 there are only three things an engineer needs to know:

F=MA, can't push on a rope, and everything else is magic!

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This is my Favorite quote cause it says it all.

To mess up a Linux box, you need to work at it; to mess up your Windows box, you just need to work on it. -Scott Granneman

Oh and just want to say it

     If 'leet speak' is so elite why is it that everyone uses it?

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Is it possible for Possibility Space to create an epic warrior so epic not even they could program it?

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Classic Bill Gates Quote:

" 640K ought to be enough for anybody."

Bill Gates, 1981

Epic. 

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Seriously, a real quote: 

 " I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me."

Monica Lewinsky on Larry King Live, discussing weight loss through the Jenny Craig program

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hmmm,

Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound :)

haha I found this, I just had to laugh and share it!

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stop it!

alien vs predetor 2

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ok hope i get in cb here are some jokes

1. your mama so fat when she fell in the river white whale showed up and started singing " we are family dun dun dun" lol

2.  Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world lol

3. what color is burp?                                                                        "burple" lol

4. y did bacon laugh?                                                                         "because the egg cracked a yolk" lol

5. y was the cookie crying?                                                                 "because his mother had been a wafer for so long" lol

ok this is probably the funnest thing ever check this vidoe out. kind of crule but hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut2_sGhoFD8 

ok i think thats all hopefully these jokes make you laugh and get me in cb.  

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If you quazar my naxoritioim Than be zuchitens by the all powerful Itstropies.

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Klaatu... Verada... Necktie...Nectar...Nickel...It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word

 -Ash from Army of Darkness, trying to remember the command words for the necronomicon. (Klaatu verata nikto)  He eventually goes with the line ''Klaatu verata nic*cough*'' as seen in the trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD_82kvQLkA

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"I've decided to name her Mystery. On the other hand she's also very graceful and majestic. Perhaps I'll call her Grace or Majesty...or Debbie."

-Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants

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I'm not much of a forum person (usually) but this is my favorite and I say it ALOT lol

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

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 A place where nobody dared to go, you needed the world to know, they were in Xanadu!

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 Why can't barbie get pregnant? Because ken comes in another box. 

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