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NEW CONTEST: Write something silly, Get into the CB!
Last post Fri, May 23 2008 9:40 AM by illkidk. 244 replies.
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Gunnarman9
  - Joined on Fri, Apr 4 2008
 - Points 57
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Re: NEW CONTEST: Write something silly, Get into the CB!
"If you must know I am a horrible suicide bomber"
"What was the last thing that want through your head"
"My Butt"
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ashmunaday
- Joined on Thu, Jan 17 2008
- Points 5
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NEW CONTEST: Write something silly, Get into the CB!
Hi, guys....here's one of my favorites 
Peter - I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.
Guy - OH MY GOD!
Peter - No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead
Family Guy - Peter Griffin
Cheers,
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XenoNinja
 - Joined on Mon, May 19 2008
- Points 105
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Re: NEW CONTEST: Write something silly, Get into the CB!
Just some funny quotes that i found ^^
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling
hope this is good enough ^^ Authed for CB, Please Log Out and Log Back in to Change your Status
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." -Anon
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tjestrada140681
- Joined on Wed, Jan 9 2008
- Points 60
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Re: NEW CONTEST: Write something silly, Get into the CB!
This one is genious LOL
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx Authed for CB, Please Log Out and Log Back in to Change your Status
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Yudamero
- Joined on Sun, Dec 23 2007
- Points 5
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Re: NEW CONTEST: Write something silly, Get into the CB!
Ok my sister made this one up for me when i was in the elevator with one of my friends who barely learning how to speak english.....
3 men of different ethnics of Vietnamese, Mexican, and a citizen of California entered in an elevator. The Citizen said, "Wow, what is that terrible smell????"
First, the Vietnamese man said, " Ay Det?" ~ ("I Did.")
After that, the male Mexican man said, "Ay es mio!" ~ ("Aye it's me!")
Get it? I think thats it... Authed for CB, Please Log Out and Log Back in to Change your Status
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tsumy17
 
 - Joined on Mon, Jan 21 2008
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 - Points 85
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Re: NEW CONTEST: Write something silly, Get into the CB!
Note: In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonalds serves beer.)
A German tourist walks into a McDonalds in New York, and orders a beer.
The guy in the line behind him immediately tells him:
"They don't serve BEER here, you moron!", to which the German replied
in astonishment, "You mean you're here for the food!?" 
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dadakmj
 - Joined on Wed, Jan 9 2008
- Points 471
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Re: NEW CONTEST: Write something silly, Get into the CB!
Dear Santa,
I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck.
Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!
Love, Joey
Dear Joey,
Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house.
You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with.
-Santa
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polkaman
- Joined on Wed, Mar 19 2008
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- Points 95
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Re: NEW CONTEST: Write something silly, Get into the CB!
"Guess again, freakshow. Duke's coming back to town, and the last thing
that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!" "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum!" -Duke Nukem! Edit: Three switched withces watch three swatch watches, which switched witch watch which swatch watch? Hint: Read it loud! Authed for CB, Please Log Out and Log Back in to Change your Status
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willow95
- Joined on Sat, Feb 9 2008
- Points 5
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Re: NEW CONTEST: Write something silly, Get into the CB!
whats the definition of a snail?
a bogey with a crash helmet
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chadane
- Joined on Sat, Feb 2 2008
- Points 40
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Re: NEW CONTEST: Write something silly, Get into the CB!
the stars are umm....uhh? i don't have a clue maybe i should ask my mom anywayz stars are like a ......ok i don't get it ....... oh well WAZZAP!!!!!!!!!!!!............. Authed for CB, Please Log Out and Log Back in to Change your Status
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Keldran
- Joined on Sat, Feb 9 2008
- Points 45
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Re: NEW CONTEST: Write something silly, Get into the CB!
"Some people say that one's personality is reflected off of their car... Well, I have no car."
- Anon Authed for CB, Please Log Out and Log Back in to Change your Status
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