Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from her rotten egg

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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.

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Hello, I am Renaud, 27 years old and French. I've been playing to Video Games since I'm 7, I love the "Warriors Epic" style.

I am now a "Forum moderator" for "Final Fantasy XII" (jeuxvideo.com).

I do hope to become Member of your "testers team" - Thanks a lot for your reply !!

Cheers,

Renaud Delangle

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Heh, I noticed mmosite had a giveaway event for keys so I logged in on the warriorepic site and just when I was going to press the button to get the key I noticed it already said ''tester'' on the warriorepic site

 "I am invincible!"

Boris Ivanovich Grishenko 

 and 

fine you know what's funny? (oops didn't mean to use a bad word)

 (oops didn't mean to use a bad word) are FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!!!

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Stinky socks rocks lowl ^_^

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 Am I funny enough?   I've been told I'm not funny by my girlfriend 5000 times but i never believed her....

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Some good pick up lines...

I lost my teddie bear can i sleep with you!

I lost my number can i have yours!

McDonnalds isnt the only thing thats supersised!!

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Ok if that was a little to "Unclean" then heres some jokes

Sorry for the "Blondes"

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started." Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............," he sighed, ..... "Let's put all of these frosted flakes back into the box."

And one more

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
 Lets hope these are funny

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1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
>Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
>Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They
>Take The Psyco Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
>You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
>Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
>A Stick

8. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
> Subordinate Clauses.

9. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
>Frostbite.

10. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
>A Nervous Wreck.

11. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
>Anyone Can Roast Beef.

12. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
>Right Where You Left Him.

13. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
>Because They Have Big Fingers.

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 Oprah vs chuck norris....@_@

.....all is lost 

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 some body told me, that my english is very bad and i can improove is by playing some english mmorpg's...

so do anybode know's one for me? ^^ 

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"Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code" 

heard that somewhere not to long ago, forgot where. 

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