A Razorback Turd, or Turdis gladius, is a close cousin of the Sumerian Fighting turd, Turdis aggressus. The more common Turdis Familiaris, also known as the household turd, is well known for it's dislikable smell and varying texture. There were several other branches, but many have gone extinct due to their complete uselessness and lack of any abilities or traits other than stench.
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